| 10 |
you
think you'd probobly be a good gangster. |
|
9 |
you've started uttering Italian phrases when
you talk even though you don't know what they mean... but they
sound good. |
| 8 |
you
kind of wish you had a cousin like Furio. |
|
7 |
your worst fear on a Sunday is that your cable
is going to go out. |
| 6 |
you
wonder if your life would be better if you started taking Prozac. |
|
5 |
when you're at a meeting at work, you start
looking at everyone as members of a different family rather
than a different department. |
| 4 |
when
you're at church, you daydream about the people you don't like being
killed. |
|
3 |
you're starting to eat more Italian food. |
| 2 |
you
now thinks it's ok to start gaining weight. |
|
1 |
you suspiciously look at your mother and wonder
if she'd ever try and have you killed. |
