All Debts Public and Private- Episode 40 "The Sopranos"

No Show- Episode 41 aired 9/22/02

Woke up this morning

got yourself a gun

your momma always said you'd be the chosen one

she said, you're one in a million

you got to burn to shine

but you were born under a bad sign

with a blue moon in your eyes

when you woke up thisorning

all that love had gone

your papa never told you about

right and wrong

but you're lookin' good, baby

I believe you're feelin' fine

born under a bad sign

with a blue moon in your eyes

woke up this morning

got a blue moon in your eyes

you woke up this morning

the world turned upside down

things ain't been the same

since the blues walked in our town

but you're one in a million

'cause you got that shotgun shine

shame about it

born under a bad sign

with a blue moon in your eyes

woke up this morning

got yourself a gun

got

yourselfa gun

who's a big boy, huh ? Who's a big boy ? ( Phone ringing ) lilac personal shopping. Hey, you. Hey. My cousin came through on those day spa certificates. Excellent. How's outside daffy's at 11 ? Perfect. You want some lunch ? I was just gonna sit down to a tuna san'. Onions, in the morning ? Actually, it's 2:00. I'm going out by the pool. What, mom ? You were gonna get up at 8:30 to be at "tcby yogurt" when the manager got there. It's like five days 'til school starts. What's the use of getting a job now ? Oh, I don't know. A few textbooks you could buy. Pairs of socks. Anything that we don't have to supply. Look, mom, this whole thing about working between now and start of classes... is all about you being pissed 'cause I didn't intern at the papermill playhouse this summer. We bought you a car so you could drive back and forth to your internship. You don't feel bad that you didn't live up to your end of the deal ? Jesus, we've been through this how many times ? There was no stagecraft whatsoever in what they had me doing at the playhouse. Xeroxing does not count towards a drama minor internship. Did you call the drama department, check that out ? No, I didn't, so, can we shitcan the courtroom theatrics ? Watch your mouth. Like I haven't been through enough this year. 12 credits, two semesters in a row, and I'm not entitled to a summer ? ( Phone ringing ) you hardly-- hello ? Oh, are you kidding ? Listen, can I call you back ? You hardly broke a "c", meadow, your entire second semester. Maybe you forgot my ex-boyfriend died ? Your grades started goin' down the tubes while you were still goin' out with jackie. Great. Jesus, did you ever lose a friend at my age ? Did you ever have to grieve when you were 19 ? Meadow, honey, you should've been workin' this summer. If only to feel good about yourself. Get your mind off of jackie, instead of layin' out by that pool. I read, mom, out by that pool. Probably half "the canon". "The canon," okay, what is that now ? "Now" ? The great books ? Western literature ? Dead white males ? Who even in their reductionism have quite interesting things to say about death and loss. Maybe more interesting than what you have to say. Is mary higgins clark a part of that group 'cause that's what I saw you reading every time I passed by the poo-- ( phone ringing ) hello ? Oh, hi. You're not surprised, are you ? Come on, he's so totally duplicitous. He had the nerve to come to the pub crawl ? Can I call you back ? Are we through talking about this ? Did you at least go online and register for your classes ? I will. Oh, just go. ( Knocking ) hi. There's some guy in your driveway with a ponytail ? What is his story ? Hi, mrs. Sop. Hello, misty. ( Doorbell ) fur', hi. Uh, he'll be down in a second. He's just changing, he was, uh, working outside this morning. Uh, you want some coffee ? Sure. I'm gonna buy a house, you know ? No, I didn't, where ? Nutley. So, you're gonna stay, huh ? You gonna become a citizen, too ? Nah, you don't need that. How's it going, ton' ? Oh, here at peaceful acres ? Just swell. Listen, I don't think I got time for coffee. I need ya to drop me off at the mechanics so, I can pick up my car. Then I got an appointment, I'll drive myself, alright ? Later. Mmm, say goodbye to mead for me. Why don't you say goodbye yourself ? ( Door closing ) I'll tell ya what a gold mine is, those harry potter books. That's 'cause it gives the other kids, the 98-pound weaklings, some hope. Oh, speaking of 98 pounds, I hear ginny sack's gettin' a 95-pound mole taken off her ass. Hey, some guy's wife, come on ! Alright, gentlemen, I gotta go. Talk to patsy. Happy birthday. See ya, guys. See ya, ton'. Happy birthday, al. So, pasqualin', I understand we have some business to discuss. The floor is yours. Go on, tell him. I, uh, I drove out to youngstown to see uncle paulie... and he was, uh, I don't know... hopin' you could settle this shit with ralph and the... no-show carpenter jobs. Ralph ? Okay, um, for the record, I had my guy go over the books. We can do maybe two carpenter jobs, one no-show, one no-work. Two jobs. On a 300 million dollar project ? Come on, ralph. What's the real number ? What, am I speakin' in tongues here ? Two, maybe I can do three. My uncle's lookin' for at least 10. I'm talkin' here. The guy's in the can. You think you wanna keep him happy maybe ? Alright. Here it is. And this comes from... for the duration, you will give paulie five carpenter jobs. Two no-shows and three no-works. One of the no-shows our friend in youngstown keeps, and one he gives to chrissy here. The others, the no-work jobs, that's for paulie, how he wants to distribute them. It is so decreed. Now, if there isn't anything else ? There is somethin' else. With paulie in the can, there's a new acting capo of his crew. It's chrissy. Hey, chrissy... that's the way certain people want it. And we trust there will be no ill will. This is fuckin' great, I mean, I know I'm just the acting, but still... it's a big responsibility, chrissy. Hey, I got it covered. First thing I'm doin', is gettin' wings in my hair. You know, like paulie. I'll talk to ya later. ( Car ignition starting ) see these crystal paperweights ? Last year I bought the christmas gifts for the entire jets front office. Over 600 of these, shaped like footballs. You ever get tickets ? Lost the account. To better times, huh ? Mmm, that's so adorable. With the animals shaped like letters. I know, if I ever have a baby... yeah. What ? Nothin'. Christopher talks about havin' kids once in awhile. I don't know. Where is our angry young man ? Out with his friends, I guess. I used to date this one guy, vinnie. He was more like a fuck buddy, but he lived on staten island. I swear, we'd be in the middle of doing it and if his goddamn beeper went off... then he'd just leave. I think he was like connected or something. He used to carry a gun. Probably just to protect himself. I mean christopher does too, sometimes. When you're in a cash business. Stocks is a cash business ? Can I tell you somethin' ? Sure. I don't think I can have kids. What ? Why ? I can't believe I'm tellin' you this. It's just I feel really close to you. A long time ago... before christopher, even, I had an abortion. I didn't want to, I mean, I know it was wrong. But the guy was such an asshole, it was really the best tng. Anyway... there were complications. My gynecologist says that there's a good chance that I won't be able to hold a pregnancy. Oh, god, I can't believe I'm tellin' you this. Christopher don't even know. My own mother, even. Sometimes it helps to talk, huh ? They can do incredible things these days, ade. When the time comes, I know a great ob-gyn that my sister went to in the city. ( Door opening ) really ? ( Adriana ) you just show up without callin' ? I thought you were goin' out. I'm a man of many mysteries. Danielle, this is christopher's friend, paulie germani. Hey, how you doin' ? Hey. Yeah, so, you put this in the back of your freezer it'll take out any odors. Go on, buy her a drink somewheres, I gotta talk to my fiance. Christopher, some manners ? I'll call you tomorrow, ade. ( Paulie ) so, uh, so what ? You from around here ? Somethin's wrong wit h that broad. Somethin's wrong with you. Oh, yeah ? Here's what's wrong with me. Holy shit ! Oh, my god. These diamonds ! Harry winston, baby. It's got more carats than bugs bunny.

Christopher. I had a great conversation with silvio today. What, what, tell me. Let's just say that carmela ain't gonna be first lady forever. Political disagreement is often a catalyst leading to violence in a world gone mad. Burning rage in korea spilled onto the street with deadly results. Check it out. Guy in the red jacket ? In like 10 seconds that cop's a fuckin' fireball. I don't think I wanna see this. ( Tony knocking ) janice ? Oh, fuck, it's my brother. Janice ! Coming, I'm coming. ( Knocking ) hey. Hey. What are you doin' here ? I was around the corner at bacala'S. Figured I'd come by, say hello. Good, good. How's he doin' ? He's fat. "Faces of death" ? What was "the sound of music" already rented ? It's research for our christian rock video I'm coordinating with the record release. Oh, yeah, that tommy mottola, he's one slow motherfucker, right ? What's it been about a year ? Actually we are not goin' with sony. We're considering a smaller independent label. Oh, naturally. Got any coffee ? I may only have soy milk. What ? What do you care, tony ? It's none of your business anyhow. Ralph cifaretto, janice ? ( Janice ) it's always fucking something with you. Why don't you stay outta other people's living rooms ? Jesus christ. ( Door slamming ) ( door buzzing ) you look good. Better than last time. Ralph came through with those jobs. Well, what did tony say ? Guess tony made him do it. I, uh, wished albert happy birthday for you. Who's been to see my ma ? Well, I don't think anybody, paulie. Chrissy says, uh... tony sent her some chocolates. Whoa, chrissy said "t" made a killing in real estate down fienenheisen. That assemblyman guy hyped him to it. Ralph told this funny fuckin' joke though, at, um, at albert's party ? He goes, "ginny sack "had a 95-pound mole surgically taken off her ass." He said that ? Yeah. And you think it's funny ? That is in bad taste, huh ? The fuck ? No, that's not what I want. No, no, no, no. No I want a 50-tee, 50-reverse, got that ? Guys. Pick up those ice cream wrappers. ( Honking )

if I were a carpenter

and you were a douche bag hey, what are you doin' ? Breakin' my balls, what's it look like ? I tell ya, this no-show shit is tough. Decidin' what not to wear to work. What not to put in my lunchbox. You're breakin' my heart.

You should try sittin' here

10:30 to 3:00. You got carson ave. ? Hey, you know that girl the other night, danielle ? She's a piece of ass, but fuckin' rude. It's all here ? You remember to put the spores in there ? That's not funny. Fuck's all that ? Fiber-optic cable. High-speed internet access. Lotta money in this shit. Oh, yeah ? The kid was supposed to get a job this summer, an internship. Then it wasn't right for what she was studyin'. Okay, that's one down. Then she was gonna be a hostess at artie bucco's restaurant, I got her that. And there was a problem about she couldn't work tuesdays and thursdays 'cause of her baby-sittin' commitment. And artie didn't try to understand, so, she left. Then, the baby-sittin' family disappeared to nantucket. Then somethin' else fell through and then and then and then and then and then... so, she's regressing. She keeps it up she'll be back in the womb. Over the course of a child's life, there's a constant moving away and coming back. Secuty versus freedom. But what I find interesting, and that's if I hear you right, is that at the age of 19 she actually wants to stay close to home. Well, see, that's what I was gonna say. She did have someone close die. Jackie. But she brings that up whenever you ask her to clean up after herself, or whatever. That she's traumatized. He was shot to death. Yeah, it's tragic, that kid. It was some kind of drug deal, you said. Exactly, yeah, yeah, all the earmarks. No, no, it's gotta be tough. Then again they'd been broken up and he wasn't very nice to her. It may be a manipulation in part. She's got a hard-on about columbia, "it's so competitive." But it doesn't mean that her pain over jackie's death isn't real. Has she said to you or carmela she's depressed ? Oh, come on with that shit. She's gonna be alright. Maybe she should be on medication. And her anger is focused on carmela, not on you ? I catch some shit. But me and mead, we were always close. Even in that, uh... 15-year-old period, you know ? When she could hardly stomach carmela ? Well... you are the dad. The template for all future lovers. She loves me. I know that. Since she was a tiny baby. Might be helpful if she saw someone. Dr. Wendi kobler. She's an adolescent psychologist and an educational consultant. What do you mean ? Talk about private family stuff like I do here, with you ? Yes. Look, like you said, she's goin' back to school. She's gonna be with her college pals, back to the grindstone. That's all good shit. ( Knocking ) I thought you had final registration today. Technically drop-and-add goes on for the next threeeeks. Well, still, shouldn't you register for the classes you know you want so, you don't lose them ? Look... I decided to take a year off. You what ? And do what, loaf around the house ? Actually I'm going to europe with misty. What are you talking about ? Look... mom, I'm just not ready. If I go back now, I'll have to start meeting with advisors who will at least want me to temporarily declare a major, or independent course of study. I'll have that to deal with. And obviously, you don't want me around here. That is not what I said at all. ( Dialing ) you think I don't want you here ? She knows what I fuckin' make. Who am I, bill gates ? I already support the kids. You're the bartender. You're supposed to be listenin' to my problems. Hey, ton', sorry I'm late. What's up ? You tell me. Got a call from jack massarone. Massarone construction ? A very angry call. The m-80 in the porta-pot. I fuckin' told benny-- don't fuck with me on this. Fiber-optic shit. So, you knew it was gonna be boosted ? No. Well, yeah, I mean... patsy mentioned somethin'-- jesus christ, if I wanted patsy in charge... use your fuckin' head, christopher. I'm sorry, "t", I thought I was. By drawin' heat to a quarter billion dollar job ? Think, christopher, think. The big fuckin' picture, huh ? Aren't they insured ? She's nice, janice, ya know ? Not my usual type, but... her hair, it's pretty. Pre-raphaelite, they call it. With the curls. Nothin' but net, motherfucker. She does have an earthy quality, you gotta give her that. It's those big tits. No disrespect. And of course there's the issue of her family. Makin' her happy wouldn't be the worst thing in the world for my career. Ha, game ! Where you goin' ? Come on, ralph, I'm tired. Come on, one more. Come on ! Come on, a little fuckin' defense, huh ? Hook shot ! ( Door opening and closing ) oh, thank god. Where is that number of the therapist that melfi gave you ? Why ? What happened ? She's goin' to europe, your daughter. She's droppin' outta school, goin' all over the place on a eurailpass. What is she fuckin' kiddin' ? Apparently not. Her passport from our christmas in the bahamas is still valid. Where is she ? I don't know, down the shore. Oh, I suppose all these parties she goes to constantly, they're all memorials for jackie, jr., Right ?! Tony, please, with the yelling. You still online ? Yes, as a matter of fact, I am ! What the fuck's in europe ? Experience. Real life. Art. You know, I knew all this constant harpin' on art was gonna cause trouble. Gonna work in publicity or something, some friend of misty's is making a movie in denmark. I think we should call that therapist. She's goin' back to school. They got counselors there. Better ones. Ivy league ones. No fuckin' way she's goin' to europe. Fine. Maybe they don't have to talk. Maybe they're the kind of cole that doesn't have to talk constantly. One beer left ? Danielle was over. We had pizza. I figured out what's wrong with that broad and it's some bad shit. What's the matter, baby ? Tony again ? I owe this guy a lot, but he's a fuckin' jerk sometimes. Like he never heard of a learning curve. You know what ? I'm gonna get high. Christopher, I thought you were gonna stop using junk 'cause of your new job. I am. This is my goodbye party with heroin. You wanna do a hit ? I don't know. I did some blow at the club. It's funny with tony, you know, it's like danielle was sayin' how we send food to the poorer countries. No good deed goes unpunished. What is it with you and this girl ? What, I can't have friends ? You're amazing, you know that ? With all your intelligence you never see the big picture. You met her where ? At the mall, so ? Think, adriana, think. Girl like that. Ass like that. She don't have a boyfriend, she don't like paulie. Oh, like he's jude law. Yeah, whatever. Are you that fuckin' blind ? She's a dyke. No ! You think ? Use your head, huh, it's a quarter billion dollar job. My head ? It was your idea. Excuse me ? When the kid there, vito... told you how expensive the shit was ? I don't know. You gave me a look. A look. So, now you're a fuckin' mind reader now. Hey, it won't happen again, christo-- stop now, it'll be that much harder to get back on track. Your mother's right. Just outta curiosity, what are you planning on using for money ? Cheap tickets is running a sale. I can cash in the bonds nana gave me and most likely I'll be working. Oh, yeah, some student film. It's not a student film. It's a feature on dv-cam. Alvar hangs out with dogma. He got honorable mention at the winnipeg film festival last year for his short. Oh, forget money, what about security ? You really think traipsin' around europe's a smart move these days ? Like europe's any less safe than here ? Look, you don't seem to get it. I keep having images of jackie aprile lying in a pool of his own blood in some street somewhere. So, what, french discos drive away all sad thoughts ? What, mom, you've never heard of the restorative nature of travel ? Read henry james. Why does every college have junior year abroad if there isn't a need for it ? Then why don't you wait for junior year, mead, it's eight months. 'Cause I need it now. You wanna go to europe ? Go, clear your head. Run with the bulls. Do whatever it is the hell they do over there. Thank you, I will. Don't you think she should talk to someone first ? A counselor, maybe ? Maybe the college of hard knocks is what she needs. And let's see how she likes it when some gypsy lifts her wallet. Let her find out you can't work over there without a permit, which the french hang onto like their balls. Thank you for that united front. The more we fight it the more she's gonna wanna go. You know how she is. She's going, tony. I don't understand you with this flip-flop. She'll meet other boys over there. Maybe an italian boy, an actual italian one. And jackie'll stop playin' such a big part in her life. Like you would want her married to a foreigner ? Married, no, jesus ! Although, look at furio. What's so bad about him ? Alright, you do what you want, tony, but I am not gonna stand idle while she throws her education away. What are you gonna do ? She's not gonna take this drastic step without talkin' to somebody first. Come on. Dr. Melfi's person is an educational consultant. Maybe she can explain to meadow how dropping out now is not gonna look at all good to medical schools. We could use an ally, here, tony. Some adult, besides us, to toe the line for accountability and responsibility. So, maybe you go on an anti-depressant to tide you over. You're not paying for it. I don't know, maybe. Anyway... it was supposed to be his funeral. Jack'S. And they all stood around drinking and blubbering at these egregious saccharine fuckin' italian ballads. It was revolting. After I left the restaurant I actually vomited. You were drinking. Smoked a joint with my friends, too. Well, that's okay. As long as you didn't deliberately purge. When I asked you earlier what dad does for a living... you said... "waste management, wink-wink." What does wink-wink mean ? 'Kay. He's like... you know ? You mentioned jack's father was in the mafia, I didn't realize your dad was, too. There's no such thing as the mafia. I said jackie's dad was a loan shark. How did dad react when he heard jack had been killed ? He was pretty upset. He used to tell jackie all the time, don't get involved, stay in school. Get involved ? With what ? Drugs. Ah, right. The "x" ? So, dad was a positive force in jack's life. Jackie. Yeah. Yodon't like talking much about dad, do you ? It doesn't bother me. Meadow, I'm gonna ask you a question about dad. This may be very painful for you. Did dad ever molest you ? No. I don't tell them what we discuss, meadow. Yeah, I don' think so. What about mom ? God, no ! Un less you consider obsessingabout my fucking gpa an assault, which I do. Well, she has to learn that education is a lifelong process. That's what I told them. A college degree is a nice thing, sure, but not at the sake of emotional well-being. That's exactly what I said. Perhaps they should examine their own needs to have you stay in school. Blow off their self-esteem issues. So, you book on columbia, you can come back when you're ready. Or I could write you a letter to the university of barcelona. It's a hot school. I'm on a consultancy there. ( Distant music playing ) busy out there ? Bachelor party. Some asshole just slipped on a lime wedge. So, I was talkin' to patsy. Sounds like chrissy's got a little napoleon thing goin' on. Yeah ? Good. Right. Of course. Nobody'd deny his leadership abilities. So, what's the problem ? Yeah, it's just, uh... I don't know. Patsy feels bad, maybe he was passed over. So, what the fuck do you care ? Last year you were pushin' me to take him out. I'm just sayin' with the change of rank and all, maybe he fee... marginalized. Marginalized ? What the fuck does that even mean ?

What you lookin' at

when I'm lookin' at you I like your pants, leather ? Yeah, I got 'em at bebe. Fuckin' packed tonight ! Let's celebrate.

Who you talkin' about

babe, I'm talkin' about you no, thanks, I'm gonna stick with the champagne. Oh, it's primo shit, dannie. We got an awesome connection. It's okay. So, I was thinkin', right ? What we do is start our own group. I'll be the singer and you two can back me up. Puh-lease. Right. What ? It's so hard to rap ? My bitch, my ho, my ho, my bitch. My bitch-bitch, what ? It's a joke ? Stop ! You don't wanna back me up ? Stop ! God. That's gorgeous. Isn't it ? Christopher gave it to me. Yeah, you like it, huh, baby ? What are you doing ?! What ? I'm gonna go. What, hang out, what's the matter ? I'll call you tomorrow, ade. You piece of fuckin' shit ! What the fuck ? I saw what you did, what'd you think ? You were gonna fuck the two of us ? You and those fuckin' videos ! She came onto me ! She took my hand, she was rubbin' it on herself. Bullshit ! Yeah, how about right before you came over ? She was tellin' me where she buys her pants. Her fuckin' underwear and shit. Fuckin' "bebe's", like I give a fuck. Thought you said she was gay. Who knows what her problem is ? Broad like her'll fuck a snake. Use your head, huh ? What do I want with that skank when I got you ? You were sayin' she had a nice ass. I was tryin' to say somethin' positive 'cause she's your friend. Come here. What have I been tellin' you about this bucchiach ? Huh ? She's tryin' to fuck us up, adriana. And what we have is stronger than any of that shit. ( Sobbing ) I'm sorry. Son of a fuckin' bitch. What happened to the crazy glue ? Somebody left the top off. It dried out. What'd you want ? Nothin', really. But you should see the floor tiles, though. That got delivered to the job site ? Mexican travertine. Johnny sposato'll take that shit. No more dippin' at the job according to fuckin' alfalfa. But the order... comes down from tony. Go ahead. What ? Knock off the tile ? Tony says no. I got your back. Tony'll be fine with it. Hey. The rotor on the washing machine broke. Carm said I could use yours. Clean out the filter this time. Disgustin'. So, how's your love life ? Why don't you mind your goddamn business ? I don't know, it kinda feels like it is my business considerin' I had to haul your last boyfriend outta your kitchen... in a hefty bag. You're a miserable fuck, you know that ? You're just like ma. Oh, yeah ? Yeah, really. With your condescension and your sabotage. For your information, ralph is a great guy. Trust me I got more information than I need about ralphie. Well, it's always somethin', tony. What are you threatened by the fact that he has a sense of style ? Oh, a sense of style. Ralph lauren, collegiate ? Let me ask you a question, janice. Do I know this guy better than you ? 'Cause I'm tellin' ya he's no fuckin' good. My happiness really drives you crazy, doesn't it, tony ? This reorganization of the bureau could be good for both of us. ( Phone ringing ) lilac personal shopping. Five fuckin' messages, danielle ? Can't you take a hint ? Stop fuckin' calling here. Sweetie, don't be like that. Sweetie, bullshit. You're lucky I don't rip your ass. I thought we were friends. Did you take his hand off your leg ? Did you ? I tried. Bullshit ! Don't ever fuckin' call me anymore. Four fucking months of work. Maybe if we let her cool off. She thinks I tried to seduce her fiance, dwight. Little shitbag that he is. What now ? Do we set someone else up ? And waste another five months getting in close ? Her guard'll be up anyway. I think we should consider the undercover op a dead issue. Let's just bring her in straight up. Still, in all, good work, ciccerone. Yeah, right. Thanks. You know what the problem is, right ? She gave moltisanti a hard-on. So, what do we do ? Hire only skifoosas ? You know, I had a dream about her the other night. ( Sighing ) tony ! Tony ! Oh, this borin' cocksucker. Jehovah's witnesses are more interestin'. Jack ! How's your balls ? What are you doin' here ? Yeah, I got a foursome with some city engineers. Uh, you got a sec ? Yeah, sure. Artie bucco. Jack massarone. Sure, you been in my restaurant. Problem with the stracciatelli, right ? Yeah. Come on. It's alright. Listen, um, I don't mean to be a pest, but some of your guys-- I told ya I'd take care of that. This is not the fiber-optics. I'm talkin' about the floor tiles. What floor tiles ? Last night somebody hijacked a trailer. The truck crushed a shed on its way out, too. My mother's expecting us. Ho-ho ! Look what the cat dragged in. Fuckin' greedy cocksucker ! You had to come back for more, huh ? Fuckin' floor tiles now ! You little fuckin' prick ! Ho, ho, come on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, relax, fellas ! Mind your fuckin' business. What'd I say ? I distinctly told you to lay off this fuckin' job ! Talk to silvio ! He gave the order, you stupid fuck ! Yeah ? What'd you call me ? That's right, that's right. Little fuckin' tough guy, huh ? Ya bastard. You work for me, not fuckin' silvio. I told you to knock it off. I'm callin' the police. And don't think I forgot about you goin' through my fuckin' fiance's underwear drawer. That wasn't me, ya fuckin' jerk. We'll see, huh ? So... who the fuck are you ? Ralph bunche over here ? Oh, my god. Pat, pat ! Get outta here. Let's just get outta here. Get him to the fuckin' hospital. Make sure he keeps his mouth shut. Keep your fuckin' mouth shut ! Right, he's the one. I never said they shouldn't get engaged. Mom ? Hi, can I have a tuna san' ? Will you hang up that phone, please ? Excuse me ? Can I call you back ? Did you go to see dr. Kobler ? Yeah. Well, what did you talk about ? She said I don't have to tell you or dad, it's confidential. This is what we pay $200 for. It was your idea. I only saw her out of a gesture of goodwill. Tony ! Look, I don't know what you're so upset about. It's my right to go to europe. That's what she said. I don't care what she said, she's totally irresponsible. What ? The therapist told her it is her right to go to europe. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She actually thinks this is a good ide- she actually thinks this is a good idea. She said it's no big deal. I can pick up my education wherever, whenever. Oh, really. Wendi said she can get me into school in barcelona if I decided to stay. Who's wendi ? Dr. Wendi kobler ? Barcelona. I could take melfi's head and crush it like a fuckin' walnut. I feel battered. I've gotta get to the salon. Did you tell wendi that you didn't work all summer ? Wait, you're right. I forgot to mention the pivotal role of the wk ethic in this family. You can lose that smart mouth right now. Or what ? What is this, afghanistan ? I'm over 18 now, I'm a grown woman. I can go where I want and do what I want. Alright, jesus, god, we know that ! Is that your only point here ? Because just getting what you want is for babies, not adults. It may interest you to know she also thinks I should probably be on prozac. She does ? She said that ? Jackie was murdered. I know you think it's nothing that screaming my head off at the columbia-army game wouldn't cure. That is so unfair. Alright, look. I've been thinkin' about this. Now, you're a art girl. The right move for you is to wait. Just 'til next year, maybe. You know what I don't understand, dad ? You were all in favor of me going. Your mother doesn't want it. Wow. Listen to mr. Mob boss. What did you call me ? All this fucking pussy-footing around. Years now ? Why don't we just get it all out there ? Tony. Shut up. Tony ! You got somethin' you wanna say to me ? What do you mean ? What do I mean ? What do you mean ? All these innuendoes. You referrin' to me that I didn't do everything I could to keep that kid from fuckin' himself up ? That yeah, knowin' him and his family, that I didn't try to be a better dad to him than his own dad ? God rest his soul ? That I didn't try to protect jackie jr. That I didn't actually smack him around 'cause I was so frustrated ? Is that what you're tryin' to tell me ? I'm through telling people you help with environmental clean-up. Th's not what I asked you. Like you could talk honestly for three fucking seconds. You try me ! I've made my plans, I'm going to europe and I'm getting the fuck out of here ! You been told no ! Watch me ! Don't do it ! I'm warning you, do not do it ! Do it for mommy. That's a good girl. Adrianna lacerva ? Special agent dwight harris. Fbi. I believe you two have already met. Holy fuckin' shit. Don't make a scene. You don't wanna attract attention. You're in the fuckin' fbi ? We need to talk, ade. It'll only take a half hour and I assure you it's in your best interest. Come with us, please ? My dog. It's okay. Just take her with you. ( Car ignition starting ) am I under arrest ? Not at this time, but that can all change momentarily. That's a search warrant. Your office, your club, your cocaine. It's not my cocaine. Really ? That's not what I have you saying on tape. You were fuckin' tapin' me ? If I were you, I'd put aside my hurt feelings for awhile. I told you shit in confidence that had nothin' to do with any of this shit ! Things that I never told no one. We're offering you a way out, ade. A chance to save your life and christopher's life. You don't give a fuck about us ! You and your fuckin' ob-gyn doctor. You just wanted me and christopher to stay together long enough so you could find shit out. We understand your fiance is moving up in the world. Or down, as the case may be. Problems at the esplanade construction site. Oh, my god. We're not asking you to wear a wire. We're not asking you to testify. We just want information. Is your name even danielle ? What if I say no ? If you say no you'll be placed under arrest, and charged with possession and intent to distribute cocaine. A charge that carries with it a penalty of up to 25 years in prison. Oh, my god. After you make bail you could explain to tony soprano why you brought an undercover federal agent into his home during sunday dinner. My god. We'll probably never hear about it though. Chances are you and christopher will just disappear. Get the wastebasket. ( Doorbell ) come on. Ton', I left three messages, are you okay ? You look like shit. I didn't sleep too good. It's meadow. I don't know, we think maybe she ran off to europe. Europe. Yeah. So, you got a minute ? ( Carmela ) who's that ? Nobody, go back to sleep. Oh, hey, sil. How you doin', hon ? This floor tile shit. Misunderstanding. Patsy, christopher. It's a huge job, sil. A lotta money at stake. You of all people should know that. What are you mad at me now ? You know, you're gettin' to be a very strange man in your old age, you know that ? Why ? I'm just askin'. Is it a hangin' offense or not ? Did you deliberately disobey me ? Of course not. 'Cause patsy says you gave the okay. This is after chrissy talked to him. Timeline got fucked up. We go back a long way, sil. Indeed we do. If in any way you feel like... chrissy usurped you or anything like that, and you're tryin' to read me. That's not how it is. Fine. Whole thing... misunderstanding. Truckload of floor tiles. You should be lookin' at what, uh, 30 grand ? Should be, uh, about two grand there. I'll have the rest for ya later. I know you will. Ah ! What ? You catch some shrapnel ? Intro to social theory is... sorry, it's closed out. You're cutting it a little close for most of the popular classes. What about this one ? 0-9-5-3-1 ? It's your lucky day. Hey. I been thinkin', and if you want, we can talk to your cousin, brian, about the estate plannin'. Listen to him now, what, do you feel guilty ? You have nothing to feel guilty about. It's me she blames. What for ?

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