Episode 44- "Pie-O-My"-Aired Sun Oct 13,2002

phone ringing ) hello ? An F.B.I. Informant ? I must've been out of cell phone range, carm. Your accountant didn't reach you ? A.J. Said he talked to you four hours ago. Well, ginsberg didn't call me. I'm gonna fuck her face up before I kill her. Look, I said I'll talk to him, so I'll talk to him. Cousin brian is dropping those estate papers off tomorrow. Good, I'm, uh... anxious to look them over.

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new cdsfor sale up at the front. Come on, giovanni. Jesus christ, he's pissing his pants ! Ahh. ( Muffled shouting ) no, no, no... you want it again, huh ? ( Tv playing ) ( male on tv ) hey, there you go. Okay, well that's free. Okay, let's bring out your lover. But the weight she put on in rehab how could you do that to yourself ? She always had a bad can, it's genetic. ( Phone ) hello ? Hey, ma, what's up ? Adriana ? You got a call. Ma, hang on a sec. Hello ? Adriana, it's me. What the fuck are you doing calling me here ? Don't hang up, because I'll just call back. Ma, I'll call you later. I know ma, goddammit, I'll pick up the sensodyne. Norman, I gotta take this. Ade, I got a boliage at 11. Are you following me ? We wanna talk to you. A & b bakery, route 10, east hanover. I gotta drive all the way up there ? Well, you don't want us talking to you in your neighborhood, do you ? And don't go anywhere, 'cause we got a unit watching the beauty shop. I'm getting lights and a wax. We'll wait. Janice, hi. Hi. Listen, I can't stay. I just, uh, brought bobby jr. A couple of x-box games a friend of mine burned for him. Jojo, hi, wow. What are you doing here ? Janice, look at you. I made bobby

and the kidssome of my chicken marsala. It's times like this, I remember when I lost mikey, it's impossible to think about food, but like the president says, we have to keep going. The family's gotta eat. I'm picking up the kids after school, bobby. No argument. He's hanging in though, aren't you, bobby ? Janice, leave those, the girl's coming today. Then I better do these pots at least. I've seen rigoberta with those copper tuffies, what she's done to this teflon. Any time you want to dro psophia and little bobby off, don't be shy, I mean it. My kids would love it. How is, uh, michael jr. Doing on the ritalin, jo ? The way they medicate kids today, it's the answer for everything. And then they wonder why teenagers get hooked on drugs. If a child had diabetes, you'd give him insulin. I didn't mean it like that. Bobby's got to come home anyway. Karen always made him do his homework before dinner or it didn't get done. Oh, the, uh, the chicken, bobby, put it in a 350 oven for 20 minutes, you just want to heat it. And if you have some egg noodles. It's better the first night, so... enjoy. Thank you, jojo. Everybody's been so nice. Oh, I'll bet. Look at all these casseroles people brought. Stuffed shells. Gabriella. Ziti. Karen made that. Oh, I'm sorry. That's her last ziti before she died. I didn't know. I loved her so much. I thank god for every day we had together. She was an angel. I know. She was special. Miss lacerva. Agent harris, we met. This is agent sanseverino. Hi, adriana. Eat shit, danielle. Or whatever the fuck your name is. Get you a latte ? Scone ? I just want you people to leave me alone. How many times I have to tell you ? I don't know anything. You people are just trying to scare me. Nobody's trying to hurt christopher. What was he doing in yonkers last night ? What ? I don't know. Somebody saw him having drinks at the renaissance inn with an individual named chip zoto. Christopher ever mention a chip zoto, or just plain chip ? No. Here's what's problematic. You don't even know where your boyfriend is half the time, so how do you know if he's in trouble or not ? He's into heroin, organized crime, he's associating with some very dangerous people. Not to mention tony soprano, himself. See, that's where you're wrong. Tony would never let anything happen to christopher. They're cousins, he loves him. He loved pussy bonpensiero. What happened to him ? He went in the witness protection program. Dwight, he went into the program ? You know anything about that ? No. I think we would've heard. And your uncle richie, I suppose he's in the program too ? He is. Isn't he ? Adriana, this is a way out for you. You have your whole life in front of you. We'd like to see you two have a chance. Okay, I'm gonna get back. Where are you going ? You're gonna be working with agent sanseverino here. What ? Why ? It's for your own safety. And you know what we were talking about ? About the little creatures ? Good luck with that, I mean it. Fuck you. The more you can tell us, the more we can help you and christopher. He doesn't need your help. He can take care of himself ! You want some water ? Yeah. How's tony been lately ? I have no fuckin' idea. I told you already. Been over to the house ? I don't go over there. Hardly ever. Well, that should be your area of focus, if possible. I don't feel so good. A little more salt ? No, it's delicious. Listen, ton', I was talking to cousin brian-- carm, I'm seeing ginsberg tomorrow, alright ? No, not that. He gave me a free tip on a medical stock that's gonna move soon, he said we should put $10,000 in it. Oh, 10,000 ? It's not that much. Right. It's not a meaningful investment. That much of dell computer bought in 1989 is worth five million today. We don't have that kind of money on hand right now. Things are tight. Don't you read the papers ? The economy ? Well, it sounded like a wonderful opportunity. What are you gonna do, huh ? Waldorf astoria for horses back here. Groom, trainer, three meals a day. No, ton', watch out for the goat, it bucks. My nina lento cooked goat. What's it doing here ? Horses like company. Seabiscuit had his own horse that he traveled with. How do you like that ? You own a horse, tony ? Please, as his accountant. I thought about it a couple times, but it's an animal, it's a commitment. Hey. Don't tell me, with the bucked shins again ? No, she's fine. We had a great morning. Jesus, that's a beautiful horse. She's gonna be a bottle of lepage if she don't win this race. Bubbala, you want a sure thing, buy bonds. Lois is the best trainer here. This chooch, he sells me a horse, the next week it starts losing. I don't know what got into her, herman. She ran the whole race ahead by two lengths and then she just stopped in the backstretch. Stopped ? Slowed down, finished fourth. As in out of the money. Maybe you should try holding her back. You know, keep something for the finish. Horse is a front runner. She likes running up front. Well, so what if she don't win ? I have to agree with lois here. A horse has style, you don't fuck with it. It's her kinda track today. Fast. And she did draw the one hole. Done, said, finished. Tony, all due respect, I'm inclined to defer to the experts. Me too. Alright. Wire to wire. And tell that midget not to be shy with the whip. If only his mother had taken that advice. That's what you're wearing to court ? ( Doorbell ) I'll get it. Now, what ? It's your niece. Morning, uncle jun'. Great tie. What's that ? Dinner tonight. It's some delicious chicken marsala. Murf, 350 oven for 20 minutes, just so it's hot. And if you have some egg noodles. Go bring the car around. Where you going ? I'm getting my jacket. I'll bring it. Go get the car, we're late. I gotta go upstairs, get some change for the parking. I been meaning to get down to the court to show my solidarity. But this thing with bobby, he needs help with those kids. He needs help ? I'm on trial for my life here. He's gonna get through this. When ? I'm waiting like patience on a monument. You really depend on him, don't you ? Well this one, he drives like a little old lady. Gas, brake, gas, brake. You know, I remember daddy said that someday bobby would be your linchpin. My brother said that ? Bobby was still a head waiter when johnny died. Bobby's doing better. We had a very healing day yesterday. I helped him go through karen's things for saint vincent depaul. Psychologically, that's enormous. Yesterday ? Bobby was home ? Why ? He's supposed to be taking care of something for me, that's why. What was it ? Goddammit. Each of us is alone in the fuckin' universe. So this estate planning shit, carmela wants it and I got nothing against getting well set up. Half of these chedrools live one day to the next. A blue chip portfolio like your cousin's suggesting, to keep pace with inflation ? If it makes your wife happy, go with god. Thanks. I'm su pposed to make the money,she takes care of the house, that's the way it should be. Carmela's a smart woman. We start winning in the market, it's gonna be intel this and coca-cola that, it'll never end. Tony ! Anthony ! This other thing your cousin advised, the life insurance trust ? Big red flag. What, the kid says there was tremendous tax advantages. To carmela, when you die. But present day, if something unforeseen should arise ? Divorce, say ? That type of trust is irrevocable. That means it can't be changed. You have to petition the court and even then. Don't get me wrong, a trust per se is a good thing. Avoids probate, prying eyes, but there's other ways to go. Such as an inter vivo or living trust. ( Bell ringing ) here they go. ( Announcer ) they're in the gate, and they're off. Come on, baby ! Here we go ! Come on ! Out of the gate, it's vision be mine, miss rae rae and zucker's mother, going for the lead, yeah boy right there on the outside, pie-o-my settling into fifth. Go, goddamnit, go ! Come on, move up ! Come on, baby, come on, girl ! I hate this fuckin' pygmy,I hate him. What's he doing ? Get her out of there ! Move her up ! Vision be mine following by a length, pie-o-my back another two lengths in fourth... no, goddamnit, no ! I got five g's on her ! He's gonna make it, here we go, come on ! Come on, baby ! Come on, girl ! Zucker's mother, miss rae rae, vision be mine and pie-o-my joins the front runners. Look at her ! She's coming around ! Jesus, look at her go ! Look at her go, look at her go ! Making a move on the outside it's pie-o-my, with a tremendous push, pie-o-my with tremendous speed ! Come on, girl ! Come on, pie ! At the top of the stretch it's pie-o-my challenging zucker's mother for the lead, pie-o-my and zucker's mother. Pie-o-my and zucker's mother as we head for home ! Pie-o-my pulling ahead, pie-o-my with speed to burn ! And it's pie-o-my ! Pie-o-my coming from behind to win it ! Pie-o-my hits the wire first ! Sonofabitch ! I won ! I'm rich ! I'm rich ! I'm rich ! Five grand at eight to one ! Heading for the winner's circle is pie-o-my, owned by inez munoz. This is beautiful, fantastic ! Who is that ? That's his girlfriend. I'll give you a ot in the fuckin' head, my girlfriend. It's his maid. Oh right, the racing license. Miss munoz, as the owner of the winning horse, you'll receive an eight-by-ten glossy in two to four weeks. You, anthony. You, you, you. What did you say ? Hold her back. You are not going unthanked. You, I'm giving a taste of my winning. Hey, inez ! Come here, have some ch ampagne. Oh, mr. Ralph, I don't know-- ahh. There he is. I wanna congratulate you. I asked and she was there. You know, not for nothing, the horse won, but that was not the agreed upon strategy. Nicky didn't sit on here, she was bumped out of the gate and got stuck in a speed trap. So this coming behind, this was a fluke ? This man here, he knew. We all get lucky. Nah, right is right, anthony. Fluke, escolar, whatever the fuck, I'm giving you your taste. Oh, your money's no good. I insist. She ran your race. You called it. End of story. Three, four, five, six hundred. And a 150 more this week for A.J.'S

football cleats. In my day they were 50 bucks. 50 ? That's what I pay to get your suits out of the cleaners. So you got those papers for me to sign ? Brian's ? Yeah, I told you I'd talk to ginsberg. Got a pen ? Anthony soprano, that is wonderful. That's so great, I am so impressed. Here. "Authorization to open an account." It's wherever there's a little red arrow. Okay. And there... you need to sign the agency papers here too. It gives brian authorization to buy stocks on our behalf. What're the little, uh, circles here, initials ? Mm-hm. Oh, you will not regret this tony, truly. This is the best thing for all of us. It'll give us such peace of mind. Okay. Wait, there's one more. Oh, uh, I'm not gonna sign that one. Why not ? I don't think it's a good idea. But this is the trust, this is what it's all about. It's in case something happens to you. Well, I'm not gonna sign it. You have to ! Remember your children, your wife ? So they don't end up out on the street ? Yeah, well, there's better ones. Uh, in vitro something. What ? What's wrong with this one ? It's irrevocable. We don't wanna get locked in. To what ? "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." Excuse me ? It's the government, carm, you've gotta be flexible. Jesus, mary and joseph. Co me on, carm, be fair. I gave you two out of three. You gave me ? ( Christopher ) ade ? In here, hon. What are you doing in bed ? We got dinner with tony and carmela tonight. Oh, I can't go, I'm sick. What do you mean ? I don't know, I got chills and a fever. I think I'm getting the flu. I shouldn't go up there. Come on, get dressed. Couple of drinks, it'll kill the germs, you'll forget all about it. You better go without me. But you have to go. This is the inner sanctum here. I'm not just a relative anymore. You think paulie and his goomars ever get invited to dinner with them ? I'm sorry. Maybe if I just sleep. Nothing ever goes my way. Is that sausage ? My mom made it with hamburger. See ? Just a spoonful, jan. That's enough, thanks. Why don't you kids tell daddy what we saw on the way home from school today ? The fuji blimp over willowbrook mall ? So ? Well, you kids seemed to like it when you saw it. You begged me to follow it. That was nice of you to pick 'em up for me, janice. And making dinner. Enjoy, everybody. It does smell good, doesn't it ? Did you eat yet ? I'll get something at home. No, it's alright, isn't it, kids ? Can we eat in front of the tv ? Yeah. That's rude. Oh, no, no, no, kids, I'm the one barging in. You go right in there. You know how to set up the tv trays. Oh, you want a little more ? Okay. It's pretty good, actually. Thank you, bobby. Jan, I told you, I don't want them to be spoiled 'cause they lost their mother. I saw my uncle today. Jesus. That's right. Is he mad ? What's going on, bobby ? What were you supposed to do ? Union business. What's going on ? This election coming up, that's all.

Bobby. I'm the one that should've been in that car, not karen. And junior's been so good to me and I'm letting him down. Ah, fuck him ! He only thinks of himself, selfish old fuck. Now listen to me. I know my uncle, he's a patient man. But he's at the point that if you don't do your job, he'll find somebody who will, you know what I'm talking about ? All your effort, all the years you put in getting your ticket punched you'll be a nobody. I don't care anymore. That's the problem. I don't care if I live or die. We lose that luxury when we have children. I remember my son harpo, when my husband left us, I had both barrels of a shotgun in my mouth, but then just one thought of harpo, my little boy without his mother. Every day isorse than the last. Bobby, my uncle loves you. He needs you. So you're gonna get up tomorrow morning and you're gonna get dressed and you're gonna get in that car and you're gonna do what needs to be done, aren't you ? Okay, then. Now will you eat something ? So show me one of those trusts, the living ones. Okay, I can see where you'd want more mutability, ton'. Mutability mean money ? 'Cause yeah, that's what I want. Ho. Ca rmela's cousin,brian cammarata. Ralphie cifaretto. This is the life, huh ? What life's that ? I didn't mean-- I'm kidding, just kidding. Any cousin of tony'S. Lois, how's she look today ? Been clocking her best fractions yet, 21/45. She's in some rich company, though. Zucker's mother again. And this other one, friggin' kentucky thoroughbred. You wanted a stakes horse, this is a stakes race. I think she's ready. So dr. Doolittle, any thoughts ? Only six furlongs. She should run it head to head. Excuse me senor, if I'd listen to you last time... no, she's right. Short race like this, let her blow 'em away. Hmm. Well, foolish that I am, I'm gonna place some bets. ( Announcer ) they're all in line and they're off. Look at that, look at that. The five horse bumped her. You see that, piece of shit ! Come on, baby, come on ! And it's zucker's mother with tenant's harbor to the inside going out to the lead. Zucker's mother, lil camille, pie-o-my and tenant's harbor and these four sprint out for the lead. Run, goddammit ! Go, go, go ! Coming to the top of the stretch, pie-o-my has the rail in the lead, pie-o-my ahead by two lengths as they come down... run, you fuckin' nag ! Come on, pie ! Come on, baby, come on, baby, go ! Look, look, she's pulling ahead ! But here comes lil camille from the outside come on, pie ! Go, go, go ! He can't get you, baby ! But she just can't beat pie-o-my. Yeah, baby, yeah ! And pie-o-my hits the wire first, lil camille was second and tenant's harbor third. Beautiful ! Beautiful. Aw damnit, I bet to show. What'd you win, five bucks ? My financial advisor. This is it, this is happiness. Winning is one thing, but when it's your horse, right ? Yeah. Anthony, once again, your horse wisdom is not going unappreciated. Heading to the winner's circle is pie-o-my. Pie-o-my is owned by inez munoz and trained by lois pettit. ( Door slamming ) hey. I see the flowers got here. Which you like better, the lilies or the roses ? I came into some cash. Sold a property down on frelinghuysen avenue. It's okay, let's buy that stock. It split. It's too late, we missed it. You're teddy genaretti, aren't ya ? The shop steward for local 184 ? Guilty. You a joint fitter ? What can I get you ? Wild turkey neat. I saw your caravan in the lot. It's a nice car for a family. Do I know you ? Jim blake. What local you in ? Bad back. It's just that I follow these things, you know, this election coming up. Dick hoffman for president ? I heard he's got 184's vote. I think it's a mistake. Pension's been ripped off for the last 25 years. Hey, I'm sure you guys got grievances, but dick hoffman ? What do you owe this guy ? It's all talk. He's out of touch with reality, dick. You think if push came to shove he's give a fuck about you ? I know what you're trying to do. You look like a smart guy. I can see why your local puts their faith in you to do the right thing. I'm just saying, if it was me ? I got kids that depend on me, like yourself. And to waste my votes on somebody like dick hoffman ? I might as well put a bullet in my head, here, here and here. ( Male on tv ) affordable solutions to all you fitness... now, the body by jake design team has used a remarkable new technology, to attack three of the biggest problem areas below the waistline. With the body by jack bun and thigh rocker. The three minute hip, thigh and bun machine. So, now you can quickly and easily trim and tone the thigh. What are you, up ? Cosette, go to your basket. What's the matter with you ? 'Cause I'm glad to see you. I worry about you staying out so late. Since, when ? You hungry ? Want some scrambled eggs ? Yeah, alright. Christopher ? I'm thinking... maybe we should try someplace else. I saw this thing on tv, a tour of this house in santa barbara, you should've seen the flowers they had. And the ocean. I was out in california, I didn't like it. I'm just saying, we're young. We got our whole life in front of us. Looks really nice out there. No snow. You're burning the butter. Let's be honest. What's our future here, christopher ? You could end up in jail or something horrible could happen. Fuckin' negative shit. Stop with that. Somebody could have it in for you. You wouldn't know. Who ?! I don't know. What the fuck kind of shit is this ? Who told you that ? Nobody. Fuckin' negative shit coming out of your mouth ! I had that fuckin' bird watching me when I got made. I'm already under a what-do-you-call-it, possibly. So stop with that. I worry about you, that's all. I love you so much. So if you love me, stir my eggs, okay ? Excuse me. Is tony here ? Tony ? It's alright, we'll wait in the office. ( Bartender ) what can I get you ? What ? Can I see a bar menu ? I'll take a C.C. And seven. Nachos grande and a diet coke. Hey ! Ho ! Where's your office, in the bk ? You should play skynyrd. Smells in here. Mold. Stuff can kill you, I read. Fuck that. What the fuck you think cheese is ? Mold. ( Laughing ) holy shit. You okay ? It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. And I gotta rot in that courtroom. I'll put the heat on under the gravy. And my daughter's coming over to the house for dinner, so I gotta go. ( Female on tv ) the three men were arrested in germany last month... did we miss it, goddammit ? In other news, in the federal courthouse in newark, the were few surprises in the racketeering trial of corrado "junior" soprano. Hey, murf. Hello, junior. The 72-year-old defendant listened as government auditors detailed financial irregularities at comley trucking. The prosecution outlined how accounting practices... the fuck ? What ? What kind of likeness is that ? If they were great artists, they'd be in a museum. I'm fuckin' fodder for cartoonists now ? You know, bobby, a little support in the courtroom would be nice or are you still hanging crepe ? I took care of the thing. Last night. The guy, you saw him ? Him and 184 won't be a problem. Good. Hand me that weight over there. The one in the middle. I'm glad to see you're back in the swing of things. All that moping around, you just gotta put it behind you, get on with your life. That's what janice said. Janice ? She's been wonderful through all this. Looking after bobby junior and sophia, bringing dinner over the house. Janice ? She's a pretty good cook. Since, when ? Everybody steers clear of her food. Nah. She made lasagna the other night, delicious. With sweet sausage along with the beef. I thought karen's was good, but... sweet sausage ? In little pieces ? And a layer of basil leaves right underneath the cheese ? That's right. That's carmela's lasagne. Fuck you talking about ? You always think the worst of everybody, junior. Fine. Enjoy your lasagne. Just don't come running to me. ( Crashing sounds ) ( murf ) oh shit ! Go see if he's alright. They were here 'til one o'clock, I couldn't even get into my office. This is a good thing, adriana. Why ? They don't pay for nothin', they ran up a $200 bar bill. Overcharge some of those college students. Ralph and them wanted to know if tony was here. Why, is he gonna be ? You don't know what this guy did for me. Yeah, I do ! Not getting my stripes. Something I can't talk about, something that was ruining my whole life and he made it right. What I owe him, I would follow that man into hell. But why do they have to come here ? I don't understand. This place isn't bugged. The cops and the feds don't know about it. Probably in time they will, until then-- ow ! ( Laughing ) oh shit. They broke my fuckin' chair ! Oh ! We're having sunday dinner at tony's and you're coming. I don't care if your mother's dying. Your honor, I introduce as evidence g overnment exhibit 27-b which is a stipulation between the parties that if called as a witness, koren W. Jonic, supervisor of the U.S. Post office located at 8721 wayland avenue in paramus would testify that post office box number 206 was registered to and paid for by one ira E. Barad, who resides at 43 bellingham boulevard, apartment 4-b, paramus, new jersey, and was initially rented by ira E. Barad on september 16, 1998, with a payment of... I don't care what your psychic said. Ma, if a guy don't call back within the first 48 hours-- no, don't ! Don't call him, ma. 'Cause I don't wanna hear about it. Oh fuck. Nothing, ma, I gotta go. I'll call you later, bye. I can' t stay,christopher's waitin' for me. Just checking in, seeing how you're doing. How I'm doing ? I can't even get my dog clipped anymore ? Anything interesting going on ? No. Ralph cifaretto was in your club. Vi to spatafore, gene pontecorvo and patsy parisi. It's the law. If they got shirts and shoes on, I gotta serve 'em. Ralph cifaretto drove down to philadelphia last thursday. Had a couple of guys with him. You know who was in the car ? No. You ever heard the name cogo, giovanni ? Giovanni ? No. Okay, look, patsy parisi, he goes to white plains all the time. He gets these suits. Suits ? Yeah, suits. Some guy came in and patsy went out and got him a bunch of suits. Boss and stuff, half dozen, dozen. From his car. See ? How hard was that ? Finally, the woman finds the easy off. Thanks for pickin' the kids up. No prob. So, how 'bout you, how was your day ? Good. Oh ? Yeah. I knew it. See, I knew you would feel better. Did you make sure that my uncle knows ? Yeah. We should celebrate. I'll make something special for dinner. No. I mean, we should go out. Vesuvio ? Takes too long for them. Kids like chinese. Uh, msg. I collapsed one time at the hunan palace, complete blackout. I'll just open a can of soup. That's crazy. There must be something I can heat up. Really, janice, you do too much already. What about this ? Karen's ziti ? I'm not ready to eat that yet. I understand. Hold on a minute, hon. Sorry. What does that mean, "basically ?" ( Cifaretto ) just the matter of how he keeps old man rictora from becoming suspicious. He's laying out that kind of cash to us every week. So let him write a check to one of our shell companies, we'll take the tax hit. You got it. How's our girl ?

Our girl ? Yeah, she had a hot tendon. You know, it's always something with her. You should see the veterinarian bills. Fuckin' racket. You know what I think we should do ? You don't mind my saying I think we should switch her shoes to those titanium ones that heshie was telling me about. They don't, uh, weigh anything. So they're good for a tender hoof. Sure. Why not ? ( Thundering ) here you are, baby. ( Phone ) you don't have to answer it. Ah, see who it is. You want me to answer it ? Will you answer the fuckin' phone ?! Hello ? Hello, I need to speak with mr. Ralph. It's your maid. What, she's gotta go to the clinic again tomorrow ? You talk to her, tell her to get her ass in here. He isn't in. Because the horse is very, very sick, and he put-ed the horse in my name and he say I won't get in no trouble, but the horse doctor won't do nothing because mr. Ralph don't paid the money he owes it to him, and the horse may to die and I... I don't know what it to do-- alright, wait ! Hold on. Yo ur horse is sick and the vet won't do nothin' until he gets paid. These guys, no compassion for the fuckin' animals whatsoever. Maybe you better go down there. Tell her to call 555-0157. ( Tv playing ) ( music playing ) A.J. ! ( Male speaking on tv ) churchill. Remember you saw that tv movie you liked about him ? ( Blow dryer ) carmela, can you shut the door ? Carmela, could you please shut the door ?! ( Phone ) hello ? ( Munoz ) the horse is sick. And the lady, she says to call you. Whoa, whoa, who's this ? Mr. Ralph's housekeeper. The horse is very sick and she said to call, because they needed a doctor. Whoa, whoa, slow down. The horse is sick, the pie-o-my. How bad is it ? They said she may to die. And the doctor, he won't do nothing until he gets his money. Alright, alright. Tell him I'll take care of it. Sonofabitch. ( Tv ) I am now nearing the end of my journey. I hope I still have some services to render. Where are you going ? I gotta go out. It's raining. Ralphie cifaretto's horse is sick and they can't find him, so somebody's gotta go down there and pay the vet. Down where ? The racetrack. It's a racehorse ? So

why do youhave to go ? You bought a racehorse ? No, I didn't buy it. It followed you home ? The horse is sick. I told him you were coming with the money. He finally gave her something to settle her down, so I don't know. Well, is she gonna be alright or what ? Well, at least she stopped thrashing. That's where the danger is. The intestines get twisted and you have to cut. And they're finished as racers then. You the vet ? I gave her a shot, she's quieted down. Here. Here's your fuckin' money. You better hope she's gonna be alright. Shh, shh, shh. Good girl. That's a good girl, okay. Shh, okay. Trust me. Trust me, it's okay. Shh, shh. Good girl. ( Sighing ) ( groaning ) it's okay, okay. It's okay, I know.

Purple light in the canyon

that's where i long to be

with my three good companions

just my rifle, pony, and me

gonna hang my sombrero

on a limb of a tree

coming home, sweet heart, darlin'

just my rifle, pony, and me

with the wind in the willow

sings a sweet melody

ridin' to, ridin' to

amarillo, amarillo

just my rifle, pony and me

no more cows, no more cows

to be ropin', to be ropin'

no more strays, no more strays

will I see

'round the bend, 'round the bend

she'll be waitin', she'll be waitin'

my rifle, pony and me


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