Episode 46- "Watching Too Much Television"-Aired Sun Oct 27,2002

whaddaya hear ? Whaddaya say ? Hey ! Welcome home. Youngstown my ass, look at this guy. You look like you were in miami. Yeah, you look like you were in miami. Good to be home, skip. What can I getcha, paulie ? After four months inside ? How 'bout laid ? Ho. It's papillon. Oh, hello, sil, how are ya ? What, I heard you were gettin' laid up there all the time. Come here, you little prick. Hello, chrissy. C'mon, let's have a drink. Come on, pass 'em back. Hey, over here. There ya go. All you guys ! Salut'. Salut'. Salut'. Just a second, just a second. ( Frank sinatra )

if I don't see her each day, I misser

gee, what a thrill, each time I kiss her my song. Salut'. Salut'. Welcome home. Come on. What the fuck ? Why is this his song ? Paulie, say hello to brian cammarata, carm's cousin. He's a financial guy. How ya doin', kid ? So, uh, just back from college, huh ? Let me talk to paulie for a sec, alright ? Nice meeting you. Have a seat. So, how you doin', you okay ? Just thank god that piece of shit from youngstown finally copped to that gun. I could've been wearin' an orange jumpsuit 'til I'm 90. Well, you're home now, that's the important thing. Here, get back on your feet. Thanks, T. Not that I don't appreciate it... but I could've used a boost when I was gone, too. Fuckin' bills. Then there's ma with the private home care. You know she almost lost her spot at green grove. An extra five g's it cost me just to hold her place. Paulie, you been back here 30 seconds, you already got a fistful of cash not to mention the no-show jobs I got for you. You're right, ton'. I know. Enjoy the party. I will. Were you having dinner at citris last year when a man threw a drink in richard cross' face ? Yes. Subsequent to that incident, did mr. Cross telephone rusty arnold ? Yes. And the following day, were you informed that the man in question had suffered a fractured skull ? Your honor, objection, this whole line of questioning is irrelevant. Overruled. You may answer, miss costello. I don't think I'm supposed to, judge. I just made my ruling, you are required to answer. But isn't there some law about testifying against your husband ? Excuse me ? Richard and I were married the night before last in reno. Your honor, the defense requests a conference in chambers. We'll stand in recess for 15 minutes while the court confers with counsel in chambers. Bailiff, will you escort the jury out ? Did she say anything to you about this ? What we saw out in that courtroom is a transparent attempt by richard cross to subvert the intent of the marital privilege. Hey, she's his wife. Where are my pants ? Some mouthwash and shit in the back. We'll go get breakfast. Oh ashpet, I'll go with ya. Any investment advice for an ambitious young man such as myself ? Buy land, I guess. God ain't makin' any more of it. That's what will rogers said. It's true, my house is worth, uh, nearly triple what I paid. Well location's the key, right ? And, otherwise you get stuck with shit. Sometimes there's money in shit. Ah. How do you mean ? Nothin', I don't know. We're just talkin' here, come on. I don't know. Some guy I went to school with, this black guy. We worked one summer for this not-for-profit housing group. Told me about some scam his minister was involved with up in harlem. I read about this, uh... forgazee mortgage loans or somethin' right ? Actually, you ever hear of hud ? Housin' development, yeah. Hud was set up in part to help minorities and low income families become homeowners. There are more fuckin' programs for these deadbeats, I swear to christ. As long as the feds are guaranteeing the home mortgage, the banks figure what the hell, they'll loan the money. You get a front man to buy houses in some crummy neighborhood. Talkin' about some real shit boxes, maybe they're worth like 100 grand a piece. Next, you tie up with some non-profit organization who goes to hud... says they intend to buy these houses from your stooge. They're gonna convert 'em to homes for workin' class blacks, blah-blah-blah. Thing is, though... ( honking ) alright, sit tight, I'm gonna be awhile. I'll be over here. Maurice and I met in college. All the way to the university of michigan to make friends with a guy who lived 20 blocks away from me. You should've seen the jew-fro on this guy. Out to here. So maurice, ron tells me you're from down roseville street. My father was a typesetter for the star ledger. No shit ? Sixth and orange. Then we were practically neighbors. Yeah, that's why he moved. ( Phone ringing ) hello ? Carmela, it's me, furio. I guess I missed you this morning, I was in the bathtub. Eh, the reason I call, uh, I leave my sunglasses in some place, I don't know. Oh, you're kidding ? Oh, let me have a look around. So, uh, how is everything, how's your dad ? Eh, not so good. But I get the pictures from the housewarm finally. Oh, good, bring 'em next time. I will. There's a pretty one of you. Oh, that's sweet. I don't see the glasses, fur. That's okay, I probably leave them home. Alright. Well, if I find 'em, I'll give you a call. Okay. I see you soon. The summer of '67 we're both home on break. I'm interning at the state legislature and he-- what were you doin' ? Uh, east newark food co-op. Right, but... come july... the newark riots. What a fuckin' summer that was. Later that year maurice and I helped organize one of the first black voting drives. Maurice, were you around for anthony imperiale ? The white knight ? Around ? Who do you think he was fightin' against ? Italian pride, keep newark white. Aspiring klansmen, some of those boys. So, this group you got now, the urban housing league. What's the story there ? Like many non-profits, we um... fallen on hard times. Republican administration plus a proliferation of new charities post 9/11. Well, sounds like you three got a lot to talk about. I'm gonna hit the showers. Maurice... nice meetin' ya. Same here. I took the liberty of filling maurice in on the broadstrokes. Okay, and we got a guy, dr. Fried, he's a urologist. We're gonna give him a half mil of our money. Have him grab up these four houses on garside street, for 125 grand a piece. The old first ward. Once we own the houses we got an appraiser who'll play ball. He's gonna re-appraise them in the $300,000 range. What you do, maurice, is you take the phony appraisals to hud. Tell 'em your urban housing thing wants to buy up these shitholes. Convert 'em to low-cost housing for workin' families. Once hud guarantees the mortgage app... you take it to the bank. They cut a check and we whack it up nice. Mm. At which point I assume my organization fails to make the mortgage payment. Unforeseen construction delays, and repeated vandalism, forced the project into dissolution. We all walk away from the houses. Your cut'll be in the 10% of the profit range. My office'll write a letter in strong support of your application. Sounds about right. Tony, good. You're still here. Is there a problem ? No problem, I just wanna talk to ya. You, uh, remember that time in atlantic city. You brought irina, your old girlfriend ? Yeah, the cystic fibrosis thing, the fund raiser. God. This is awkward. Irina and I are seeing each other. What ? You're fuckin' kiddin' me ? I met her that night at the fund raiser. I gave her my card, she was having some problem with her landlord. She called me months later after you two broke it off, one thing led to another. Alright, alright, take it easy. It's ancient history. Still, I've been meaning to tell ya. I feel like I owe you an explanation. What am I, your father ? You're both adults. Enjoy yourself. It's more than that. I care for her. Very deeply, roz and I are separated. The heart wants what the heart wants, I guess. The heart also wants what the dick wants. Okay, who's gonna scrub my back ? Ralph, you steal my water ?

Oh, girl

I'd be in trouble if you left me now man, I love this son the chi-lites. The best. Believe it or not, the chi-lites were signed to the same label as tommy james and them damn shondells. See a lot of people think that, but they're wrong. Chi-lites were on brunswick. See you soon. So, tony, anyway. Look, she's a great girl. Beautiful girl, a little needy. Frankly, I'm glad to have her off my payroll. Thanks, though, thanks for understanding. Wish ya nothin' but the best, bro. Dr. Frie you are now the legal owner. Eat my dust, donald trump. Hey, adriana. Oh, jesus christ ! Why don't you go haunt a house or something ? It's been awhile, figured I'd check in. So you crawl up my ass ? What do you want, robyn ? I heard paulie gualtieri's out of jail. What do I know ? How does christopher feel about that ? Christopher likes paulie, they're friends. Is that a crime now, too ? How is christopher anyway ? He looked tired last time I saw him. Look, if you're gonna turn me into a fuckin' traitor, fine, but do me a favor and stop askin' about him like you give a shit how he is. How is he doing with his drug problem ? He doesn't have a drug problem. How are you doing, ade ? Really. I'm fine. We're both fine. As a matter of fact, we're thinkin' of finally gettin' married. You have a good time today ? Yeah, it was cool, I love the ocean. Feel like takin' a ride ? See that church ? Your great grandfather helped build that almost 80 years ago. He was a stone mason, the old man. Came over from avellino with four dollars in his pocket. Yeah, but I saw in a book where you could get a hotel room for like 10 cents a week then. Room service must've been like one or two cents a meal. Room service ? We're talkin' about history here, A.J. Your family's history. Newark's history. Well, who gives a shit about newark ? I'm makin' a point. This neighborhood used to be beautiful. 100% italian. The 1920s, most of them right off the boat. Most italians couldn't even find a church that wanted 'em. So what did they do, did they cry ? Did they go to the government with their hand out ? No. They took care of their own problems. They said you don't want us in your church ? Fine, we'll build our own, a better one. I mean, look around, look at all these buildin's around here. Most of them are fallin' down into the ground. But that church is still standin'. You know why ? The bricks ? 'Cause our people give a shit, that's why. Every sunday italians from the old neighborhood, they drive miles to come here to pray. They keep this place alive. And so how come we never do ? Buy land A.J., 'Cause god ain't makin' any more of it. Hey, this is advice I'm impartin' to you as your father. Now what ? Are ya afraid ? Right, like I haven't seen places like this before. See those houses over there ? I'm buyin' 'em. Those crappy ones ? Well, what for ? For an investment. What have I been sayin' ? I don't know. Real estate. Buy real estate. Dad, the black dude's comin' over. Hey, what's up ? Sup ? Five-oh ? Uh, yeah, I'm starsky and this is hutch. Smoke, crack or crank ? No thank you, we're just, uh, havin' a look around. Yeah, no eyein' if you ain't buyin', man. Thought this was a free country. Unless you want somethin', motherfucker, get the fuck off our street. Ho, the language on you. You blow your father with that mouth ? What the fuck you say to my sister ? Hey, take it easy, I don't want no trouble. I'm just showin' my son the old neighborhood. Yeah, well, this is our neighborhood now. Guinea motherfucker. Yeah, I can see that. So, that's a crack ho. Keep your fuckin' cracker-ass off my motherfuckin' block ! Come on, ease up, ease up. She's really gonna marry him ? What is wrong with this girl ? Come on. Moltisanti's a great catch. Tall, dark and sociopathic. From a strategic standpoint, do the nuptials help us, or hurt us ? Well... if they do get married, brings 'em closer, obviously. And by extension gets her closer to tony. It could cause her to stop cooperating. The guilt becomes overwhelming. Remember angel diletto ? I think it's more likely to have the opposite effect. His problems really become her problems. If they have kids, that's even more pressure. The dilettos never had kids. I wouldn't count on children. She's had some issues. Female trouble. Maybe darwin was right, nature really does weed out the nimrods. So what do we do, people ? Yay or nay, supportive or discouraging ? If anyone objects to this marriage, speak now or forever hold your peace. I say neutral or supportive. Even if we discouragit, she's likely to go through with it anyway. Agreed then. They have our blessing. To the happy couple. These doctors own so much property. You're going to buy four houses on garside street ? You've certainly got your work cut out for you. One day at a time. Keep on keepin' on. ( Doorbell ) tony, hey, come on in. You know, it really would've been better if we met over at denny'S. What are you worried about ? I was in the neighborhood. So what's up ? Can I get you something ? Scotch, right ? Sent some of my guys down there to start guttin' the place. Found out one of the houses was a crack den. So ? What "so" ? We gotta get 'em outta there. Why didn't your guys roust 'em ? Oh, nice. Bunch of white guys settin' off caps in the ghetto. That won't attract any attention at all. What do you want me to do ? Exert some influence, make some calls. Get the donut squad to go down there and roust those shitbags. Tony, it's not that eas-- hello, tony. How ya doin', hon ? I'm very good. No, I'm very well, thanks you very much. She's taking a class at the community college, english as a second language. Oh. Well, you uh... sound great. Ronnie, I'll go make some lunch, some egg salad ? Great. You hungry ? No. Go light on the mayo. Look... when you're dealing with squatters' rights or anything having to do with the homeless for that matter, it can get very tricky. What homeless ? I saw 'em myself they're a bunch of fuckin' crackheads. I understand they're gumming up the works. But try to see the big picture. The hud approval came through. In two weeks we're gonna be looking at a huge windfall. See that's why you're a politician and not a businessman. Maximum value is the big picture. There must be $7,000 of copper pipe in there if they haven't taken it out already. I still don't know what you expect me to do about it. Okay, alright, well uh... we'll take the seven k out of your end ? Well, no, but-- come on, ronnie, university of michigan. Fuckin' figure it out. Good dinner, baby. Christopher. Let's get married. Whoa ! Where'd this come from ? I don't know. It's gonna be two years we're engaged. Let's just go down to city hall. City hall ? What are we, schvoogs ? You said you wanted a big wedding anyway. Oh, I don't care about that shit. I just want you. It'll be cheaper anyway, we could buy a house. Plus... a wife can't testify against her husband. You can't have a club, stay out all night gettin' high when you have a kid. What if we didn't have kids ? Fuck that, what's the point of bein' married ? I mean what if we can't ? If I can't ? Would you still love me ? Of course I'd still love ya. Why ? There's something you should know. A long time ago, years ago, I had a medical procedure. It was before we met. My uterus got pierced. Both of 'em ? There's only one. That's ovaries. So, what does that mean, you can't get pregnant ? Well, my doctor said it might be hard. A friend of mine gave me the name of a specialist in manhattan. You knew you were damaged goods and you never fuckin' told me ! How could call me that ? Jesus fuckin' christ, how could ya lie to me like that ! I tried to tell you once. I wanted to. I was afraid that you wouldn't propose. You don't get it, adriana, I don't have a son, the moltisanti name ends, that's it ! We could adopt. Yeah, that's great ! Some kid with chinky eyes called moltisanti ! He'd get his ass kicked every day ! You said you'd still love me. That doesn't mean I'll fuckin' marry you ! ( Barking ) ( door slamming ) she's a great girl, christopher. You don't wanna lose this one. T's right. You could have more kids than the kennedys. If you're married to some twat, what good is it ? Gotta have balance in a relationship. I know all that. But, what if the kid thing never happens ? Come on, medicine today ? Technology ? You want my advice ? And this is nothin' about ade or anybody else. Stay single as long as ya can. Hoo ! Come on, what are you sayin' ? Oh, no offense, but ask me, marriage and our thing don't jive. Everybody we know is married. Not everybody. You love her, right ? Yeah. You know. Then do the right thing. When the shoe was on the other foot, you're uh... spleen. She stood by you, right ? And what dyou wanna end up like my uncle junior ? Or worse... like paulie ? Exactly. Alright, thanks. Alright. ( Car starting ) ( honking ) ( doorbell ) ron ! Hi, lenore. Mm, what a nice surprise. You know, we're overdue for that dinner the four of us. We absolutely are. Whoop, here they come. We're late for practice. He's in the den. Okay, thanks. The fact is, mo, these people are criminals. They're drug addicts and dealers who've been occupying that house illegally. What about the police ? Get the seller, what's his name, the uh... the urologist, let him make the call. They're crack addicts. They'll be back there living in two hours. The deal was for me to effectuate the purchase of these houses period, ron. I realize that. Nobody mentioned anything about violence. We renounced it, remember ? When eldridge went into the codpiece business. I'm in a bind here, mo. I appreciate that but what do you expect me to do ? Get some of your people to handle it. What people ? Well, we can't send whites in there. People of color. You run a youth gang outreach program, don't you ? I'm on the board, ron. Fine, I understand. How about you take the $7,000 this is costing out of your end then ? Oh, come on. You know what I pay in child support to my first wife. The chances I'm takin' with this thing. I'm puttin' it all on the line if I get caught. So you get se kids, gang bangers, whatever. You throw them some money. When you think about it from a policing standpoint it's just one group of recidivists beating on another. Stop trying to justify it, ron. It's about the seven grand. Let me tell ya somethin' else. Guys like tony, you don't fool around with these people. My son. I don't know what he understands. I'm tryin' to tell him about the immigrants. He's talkin' about room service. We need to talk about your recent behavior in here. Your angry tirade ? You wanna talk about that now ? That was weeks ago. It was my judgment that at the time you were in crisis about gloria's suicide. Didn't you get the flowers I sent ? Your behavior was unacceptable, anthony. You cannot have these outbursts and expect to redeem yourself with an ftd bouquet. I'm sorry, alright ? It's good that you're sorry, but no, it's not alright. We've been down this road before. I know, I know. The fact that you're angry is fine. And it's okay to talk about your anger. But when it manifests itself in physicality, it becomes unacceptable. Hey, I never laid a finger on you. You loomed. You threw my tissue holder. Yeah, and then I picked it up. I was very upset. You lied to me. I did not lie to you. You withheld information about a very sensitive subject. Alright, look. I know what I did was wrong. Okay ? And you may not believe this, but I did exercise impulse control. And I have been controllin' my anger. This thing with my son. I went to show him the old neighborhood and we got accosted by these crackheads. One of 'em had a gun. And the other one threw a bottle at my car. Now it may not sound like much, but I let it go. I drove away. Well, in the future I'll ask that you extend to me the same courtesy you would a crack addict. Alright, as long as we're bein' truthful here, you know openin' up ? I've been holdin' a grudge against you for recommendin' that, uh, wendi kobler. That half-assed adolescent shrink. That stupid bitch almost sent my daughter to barcelona. You're right, it's no excuse, it's no excuse. I knew I hit somethin' last night when I turned off the road. Up and at 'em, lieutenant. How was your ride ? ( Barking ) busted break line. Yeah, what's it look like ? Like a busted break line, man. Hey. Can you fix it, B.A. ? Gonna try, thanks, hannibal. I need those. What do you need my tools for ? Gonna get my hands on the tape that'll prove calvin cutter's a murderer. I'm not gonna leave the county without proof. The tape ain't gonna do us any good if we can't get out the county with it. Listen, I've been doin' some thinkin'... the kid thing and all. I'm not happy that you lied to me. But I think I wanna try and deal with it. Really ? I love you, adriana. I want you in my life. I love you, too, christopher. Are you high ? You gotta start with that now ? I just want to be sure it's real. It is real. I love you. Hm ? When can we get married ? I was thinkin' maybe our anniversary we could go to vegas. Vegas, wanna get married by some elvis impersonator ?! We would save money at least. No, it's a sacrament, ade. Why don't we have it here where all your friends could come ? Yeah ? Yeah, yeah we'll have it in the great room or, um, in the yard even if it's nice out. We can have artie cater it. I think christopher's gonna ask tony to be his best man. I am sure he will be honored. Does your mother know yet ? You're the first person I've told. We'll decorate the whole house with mums. And believe me you will not save any money in vegas. My cousin jackie and her husband, tommy, $60,000 at blackjack. I'm gettin' married ! I know ! Give me some a that. ( Tires screeching ) remember... just shoot the ceilin' and shit. No one-eight-seven. Get the fuck out my house, motherfucker ! Get out and stay out ! Ah ! Hey, mister. Mister. I'll kill you come 'round here, bitch. Don't come back here no more. Get the fuck out and stay out for we kill yo asses, nigger ! Fucker's got a nine ! Yeah. Alright. Yo... don't come around here no more. ( Laughing ) that's my brother. Angelo. Get out of here, you filthy bitch ! ( Sirens ) ( laughing ) go, go, go, go, go ! ( Tires screeching ) I told you young people that crack is some bad shit. Dr. Fried, $1,300,000. Mr. Tiffen, you take possession as of today. Good luck now, and congratulations. Thank you, doctor. For you. What's this ? It's a music box. Holy shit. A patek ? Yeah, me and ralph got lucky on a new real estate investment. You actually did it ? Tony, I was just speculating I never meant for you to-- relax, your name'll never come up. It's not that, it's just... I mean, the american taxpayers are-- it's the american taxpayers who pay for airport security, look how well that's goin', give me a fuckin' break. This is like a $15,000 watch, tony, I can't take this. It's just a little thank you, that's all. ( Carmela ) A.J., What are you doin' down there ? It's me, carm ! Down here with bri. I'm just borrowin' some tools. Alright. Thank you for this, really. I gotta get dressed. ( Doorbell ) ( doorbell ) furio, hi, good morning. Good morning. Come in, what are you doin' out in the cold ? Today I'll wait in the car I think. Why, don't you want some coffee ? The motor, uh, is acting funny. I need to keep-a my foot on the gas pedal. Well, okay. I was lookin' forward to seein' those pictures, though. Okay, I'll let tony know you're here. Furio's here. You doin' some work on the house ? Yeah, you know. Uh, sinkin' some anchors for a wall mirror. Thank you. How's the mousse ? Fuckin' great. I tell ya, the shit you miss when you're inside ? There was a week where I would've killed for some good and plenties. Should've told me. I would've sent youome. I know you would've. See that's the thing though. What I need's not your problem. What do you mean ? Fuckin' tony. Four months I'm up there like the man in the iron mask. Not one visit, not even a fuckin' phone call. The guy didn't reach out at all ? John, when do I ever complain ? Paulie, look, the guy's a boss. You visit a guy in the can these days... you know the feds. You give someone the time of day, it's a criminal conspiracy. So, he can't phone ? You fuckin' did. Even before I left, he was treatin' me like the ugly girl at the dance. I'm suckin' wind, and he's rollin' in it with that fuckin' christ-killer. Hesh ? Fuckin' zellman, fuckin' real estate scam. The frelinghuysen avenue thing. We had some words. Tony made it right. It's a different one now. I'm not sure what it is. All I know is fuckin' ralphie's goin' around braggin' about how much they're makin'. Listen, john, I know we talk sometimes. I tell you my problems, you tell me yours. And I have the highest regards for carmine. He thinks the world of you, also. Even still, this shit don't leave the table, right ? I'm hurt that you even have to ask. As far as we know, loretta, those transformers are perfectly safe, but like I said, I'll propose an angle down-hoc study. Thank you, assemblyman. Okay, bye-bye. Mr. Olms tead called regarding lunch, and you've got the zoning hearing at four. I'll call him later, I'm gonna make a stop. I'll see you back at the office and make sure that she's on the list for the fund raiser. What's this, go to your cousins ? No, verrazano salvage, ask for gene. Don't forget the fireplace mantles and the wall sconces. You go downtown the yuppies pay top dollar for that shit. We're on it, ton', don't worry. Tony ! Hey. Assemblyman, what brings you to beautiful downtown newark ? Meeting with one of my constituents. You gonna be at the bing tomorrow ? I don't know yet. Maybe I'll see you over there then. Maybe you will. Is it gonna be a nice house here now ? I'm takin' it. I'll put it on my card, okay, it's with my clothes. Of course, I'll get the seamstress. Can't believe you're finally doin' this. So sudden, too. The best part, is gonna be seein' how much people give us. Lisa told me at her and ricky's wedding, bobby canzoneri... didn't even cover his plate. Shut up. $40 in an envelope, not even a card. I'll tell you, though, the main thing about gettin' married ? I can never be called to testify. What do you mean ? A wife can't testify against her husband ? Oh, right, right. Actually, though, I don't think that's actually true. What do mean ? They did a whole murder she wrote about that. See, this butler thought his wife couldn't testify against her husband. But it turns out, legally she actually could. In order to claim marital privilege, three conditions must be met. First, the communication must've been made during the course of the marriage. Anything said before you were married is fair game. Two, the communication must involve only the spouses. The presence of a third party destroys the privilege, and three... the communication can't be made in furtherance of a crime. Oh my god, it's a simple question, can they make me testify or not ? The short answer ? Probably. And in organized crime, a rico, the feds'll spend a fortune putting on their case. Believe me, if they want you to testify they're gonna find a way. Here you go, 10% a piece. Technically, it's a little less, but our friend rounded you up to an even 60 g'S. And there's plenty more where that came from. There's a lot of poor families need affordable housing in newark. Ronnie, listen, um... I been wantin' to say this. No hard feelings, huh ? No, of course not. You sure you're alright ? I'm fine. You're just being, um... you're being awfully quiet. I don't know, tired. You ever feel bad about any of this ? What do you mean ? When I think about where we started out. You know I used to think what I did made a difference. The anti-drug programs, the voter drives. But over the years, it's like shovelin' shit against the tide, you know that. I guess. Yeah, you know. You cut corners, but you help out. Do the best you can. Hey, if it ain't us, it's gonna be somebody else. Really, I mean... what are we supposed to be, the... only honest men ? We were gonna lead a revolution, maurice. Revolution. The revolution got sold, ronnie. You heard the beatles for h&r block ? Sometimes I feel like I should be punished. Come on, let's get somethin' to eat. Well... here's somethin' I never thought I'd say... to the federal government. Depends on which department. ( Laughing ) ( laughing loudly ) a cappuccino maker, this is great. Oh, is that the capresso ? You are gonna love that, ade. Cappuccino now. He used to drink bosco. I got it at fortunoff's if you want to exchange it. Oh, no, no, no scissors, bad luck ! ( Together ) ooh ! That's from me. I can't count how many cheese melts I've made for silvio in that thing. Here, open this one, ade. ( Together ) aah... ( radio playing )

ba-ba-ba-baby you just ain't seen nothin' yet

just sing it, you ain't been around 101.1, cbs-fm.

Oh, girl

I'd be in trouble if you left me now

'cause I don't know where to look for love

I just don't know how

oh girl

how I depend on you

to give me love when I need it

right on time you would always be

all my friends call me a fool

they say

let the woman take care of you

so I try to be hip, think like the crowd

but not even the crowd can't help me now tony ? You got anything to drink ? Tony ? What's goin' on ? What's up ? Look, why don't you just calm down and... I'm perfectly calm. Well, we can talk about whatever's botherin' you. Yeah ? Tony, this is crazy... ah, tony, tony ! Come on, fuck ! Tony no ! Ow ! Tony, ow, tony ! Ow ! All the girls in new jersey, you had to fuck this one ? Go ahead, cry like a bitch.

Oh girl, why do I love you so ronnie, ronnie, ronnie. Ronnie...

better be on my way, I can't stay

have you ever seen such a helpless man

ooh


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